lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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