I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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