sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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