Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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