You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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