i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
