I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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