I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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