She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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