he told me I talked like a deaf person
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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