can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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