just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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