So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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