Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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