I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
