So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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