is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
