Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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