This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
that's an acceptable place to lick
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I need a beard to bite.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
