obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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