Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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