that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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