i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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