There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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