nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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