my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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