wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
He better not be in your backpack
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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