she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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