is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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