Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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