He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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