He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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