We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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