you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
bring money and cleavage
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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