Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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