FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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