Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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