were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Dignity is for republicans.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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