Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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