Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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