idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think your dad took our porno
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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