i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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