I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So much Jack, so little girl.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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