Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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