Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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