So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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