I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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