Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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