So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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