I cannot find my penis.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I got inside last night via doggy door
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Shame - the story of my life.
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