Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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