yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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