So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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