Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You're like the curious george of whores
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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