She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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