did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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